some more frm my side..!
What Will You Call A Bird Who Eats Stone?
Simple¦ A STONE-EATING BIRD!!!
A Man Is Walking On The Road With A Milk Bottle And A Car Comes Speeding From Behind And Honks..
The Man Starts Drinking The Milk. Why?
Because The Horn Says "PEE PEE"
A Man Asks For Priyagold Biscuits From Inzamam. Why?
Priyagold! 'HAQ' Se Maango¦
From India, Mumbai
What Will You Call A Bird Who Eats Stone?
Simple¦ A STONE-EATING BIRD!!!
A Man Is Walking On The Road With A Milk Bottle And A Car Comes Speeding From Behind And Honks..
The Man Starts Drinking The Milk. Why?
Because The Horn Says "PEE PEE"
A Man Asks For Priyagold Biscuits From Inzamam. Why?
Priyagold! 'HAQ' Se Maango¦
From India, Mumbai
What is the Full form of ,,,,,,,,,,MBNP???
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.MUjhe bhi nahi pata...
Q. Sodium kaun hai????
ANS.
Sharukh Khan
because he says......Main hoon Na
( if u r not intelligent enough then Na is the chemical symbol of sodium)
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ladki fasane ka sabse asaan tarika.
pehle ek paper aeroplane banane ka.
phir us aeroplane ko class mein udane ka ase ki us plane ko teacher dekh le
teacher dekh ke puchegi ki kisne kiya ye \
to bas ladki ka naam le dene ka
lo fas gayi ladki
From India, Mumbai
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.MUjhe bhi nahi pata...
Q. Sodium kaun hai????
ANS.
Sharukh Khan
because he says......Main hoon Na
( if u r not intelligent enough then Na is the chemical symbol of sodium)
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ladki fasane ka sabse asaan tarika.
pehle ek paper aeroplane banane ka.
phir us aeroplane ko class mein udane ka ase ki us plane ko teacher dekh le
teacher dekh ke puchegi ki kisne kiya ye \
to bas ladki ka naam le dene ka
lo fas gayi ladki
From India, Mumbai
Wah Freak..........kya baat hain:-P
Hmm...:-PLadki fasaney ka tharika tho Zabardast tha.......Kitney fasaye phir aapney............and teacher ke janey ke baad ka scene kaisey control kiya aapney.....Mashah Allah padi tho hogi Thok main:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::-D
From India, Delhi
5Hmm...:-PLadki fasaney ka tharika tho Zabardast tha.......Kitney fasaye phir aapney............and teacher ke janey ke baad ka scene kaisey control kiya aapney.....Mashah Allah padi tho hogi Thok main:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::-D
From India, Delhi
Hmmm....Freak.....ASLI MAZAA....ya ya Pitney ka....Ooooh Ha Ha:-P:-D Ya ya ....Humara bhi bahut experience hai.....Peetney ka:beatup::icon6::-D
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Ya Freak..........I am AB positive:-P Kya huwa Viru........aisa kya kehdiya mainey ki tumharey Kaan ke Pardhey bhi Fat gaye:-P:-D
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Chal phir Viru...philhaal.:beatup::beatup::beatup::beatup:Issey Hazam Kar.........aur Khabardar agar maari bhi Dakkaaar....................:-D:-P:icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Three men were working on a telephone tower - tom, dick and harry. Tom falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Dick says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Harry says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Dick says, "Where did you get that, Harry?"
"Tom's wife gave it to me," Harry replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Harry says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Tom's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Kingfisher you are.
From India, Mumbai
As the ambulance takes the body away, Dick says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Harry says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Dick says, "Where did you get that, Harry?"
"Tom's wife gave it to me," Harry replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Harry says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Tom's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Kingfisher you are.
From India, Mumbai
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