Hi all... hey..... here is girls most top secret.... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: Regards, Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Hi Amit.......hmmmm.....lot of brain drain...... :wink: :P
OK.........find below some refreshment :wink: :P
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In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. :cry:
"I’m afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." :shock:
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." :roll: :oops:
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" :roll:
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve been used." :wink: :P
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hence Never underestimate......... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
:P
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
OK.........find below some refreshment :wink: :P
**************************** :P :P :P :P :P :P *********
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. :cry:
"I’m afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." :shock:
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." :roll: :oops:
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" :roll:
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve been used." :wink: :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P
hence Never underestimate......... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
:P
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hey Amit....... ......Kabhi kabar tho Brain ka Sadupayog kiya karo.......Giss janeka Darrr hai kya :?: :P :lol: Regards, Sindhu
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
....What :?: ....ki Giss jane ka Darrr hai :P or Ki poori tharah JUNG lag gaya hain :wink: ...no probs.....achchi tarah istemaal mein laya karo....OK .......... :roll:
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! :roll: :roll: .......oh no............ye kya................. :shock: :shock:
:P :P
OK........the secret is out......... Jo Chees Hai hi nahi.....Woh EMPTY kya hoga. :wink: :P :lol:
HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL
AB JYADA SOCHO MAT..........RISK FACTOR IS HIGH :roll: :P
:wink: :wink: :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't try for more brain drain as all your efforts would be in vain :wink:
Best regards,
:P
Sindhu
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From India, Delhi
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! :roll: :roll: .......oh no............ye kya................. :shock: :shock:
:P :P
OK........the secret is out......... Jo Chees Hai hi nahi.....Woh EMPTY kya hoga. :wink: :P :lol:
HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL
AB JYADA SOCHO MAT..........RISK FACTOR IS HIGH :roll: :P
:wink: :wink: :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't try for more brain drain as all your efforts would be in vain :wink:
Best regards,
:P
Sindhu
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From India, Delhi
Hi The dissertaion topic chosen by you explains all about the intellect hence no comments pls :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: regards KIRAN ARORA
From India, Srinagar
From India, Srinagar
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good Sindhu.. but dear ab to badi ban jao.. kab tak Masti ki pathshala me hi rahogi dear.. Accept the fact that you have completed your Master and you are working as well.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Hmmm Dear BTW We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! :roll: :roll: .......oh no............ye kya................. :roll: :roll:
So did you tried to search it within every women.. and you got the same result... So bad Sindhu.. Anyways better luck next time.. Hope some precipitate would be there.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Good Sindhu.. but dear ab to badi ban jao.. kab tak Masti ki pathshala me hi rahogi dear.. Accept the fact that you have completed your Master and you are working as well.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Hmmm Dear BTW We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! :roll: :roll: .......oh no............ye kya................. :roll: :roll:
So did you tried to search it within every women.. and you got the same result... So bad Sindhu.. Anyways better luck next time.. Hope some precipitate would be there.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Hey Amit......... :P
.......Marthey Dum thak.........Kitni bhi Degree/diploma karlo......Masti ke bagair chalti nahi apni Kashti............ :P :lol:
Work is worship.....but after the hardship, I prefer giving some time for friendship........ :lol:
Anyways.......Thanks........................ :D
No more brain drain..........Silsila tho chalta hi rehega.....aap mano ya na mano.......but we all are very much aware of the FACT. :wink: ....... :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
.......Marthey Dum thak.........Kitni bhi Degree/diploma karlo......Masti ke bagair chalti nahi apni Kashti............ :P :lol:
Work is worship.....but after the hardship, I prefer giving some time for friendship........ :lol:
Anyways.......Thanks........................ :D
No more brain drain..........Silsila tho chalta hi rehega.....aap mano ya na mano.......but we all are very much aware of the FACT. :wink: ....... :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
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