All engineers are gonna like this one?????.
Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at
all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.
Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined
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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes. All Engineers showed their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........
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Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, so don't mess with Engineers.
From India, Bangalore
1Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
---------------------------------------
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
----------------------------------------
NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
---------------------------------------------
Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at
all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.
Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined
---------------------------------------------
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
-----------------------------------------
SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes. All Engineers showed their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........
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Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, so don't mess with Engineers.
From India, Bangalore
Hi,
Doctors are also profetionals and the situation you told is not at all true about doctors. Doctors never mesh with engineers. If you are not knowing anything about doctors please don't spread such things. Doctors are not sardarjis to have such type of attitude and IQ
Regards,
Dr Manisha
From India, Mumbai
Doctors are also profetionals and the situation you told is not at all true about doctors. Doctors never mesh with engineers. If you are not knowing anything about doctors please don't spread such things. Doctors are not sardarjis to have such type of attitude and IQ
Regards,
Dr Manisha
From India, Mumbai
Hello Doctor Manisha
Dont be sooooo Serious. When you dont have the heart to enjoy a joke dont visit humour section.
We do have jokes about Sardars, Blondes and engineers?
U mean to say that they are not humans with their own dignity?
Cool yaar!
Humour section is to enjoy and relax. Dont make it an issue.
Also I am not illiterate and please be smooth in using words ["If you dont know anything about doctors dont spread such things"]. Im a BE, MBA working for a reputed company and I dont find any fault in forwarding or sharing any jokes.
Have a great Day!
Regards
Chitra Alexander
B Positive Its my Blood!
From India, Bangalore
Dont be sooooo Serious. When you dont have the heart to enjoy a joke dont visit humour section.
We do have jokes about Sardars, Blondes and engineers?
U mean to say that they are not humans with their own dignity?
Cool yaar!
Humour section is to enjoy and relax. Dont make it an issue.
Also I am not illiterate and please be smooth in using words ["If you dont know anything about doctors dont spread such things"]. Im a BE, MBA working for a reputed company and I dont find any fault in forwarding or sharing any jokes.
Have a great Day!
Regards
Chitra Alexander
B Positive Its my Blood!
From India, Bangalore
Hi Chitra,
I don't mean what you replied me. No doubt the joke hurted me as I am also a medical doctor and MBA. I don't have any wrong concepts about engineers and I know my tooooooo many friends being doctors they have equal respect about engineers. I don't want to hurt your any personal feelings. But joke should be joke and anyone should get smile after that. I agree joke was humorous but it pointet directly on my orfetion wrongly.
If you want me not to visit humour section I won't. I don't mind. At least I don't have to read these type of jokes.
My blood group is also B+ve
Regards,
Dr Manisha
From India, Mumbai
I don't mean what you replied me. No doubt the joke hurted me as I am also a medical doctor and MBA. I don't have any wrong concepts about engineers and I know my tooooooo many friends being doctors they have equal respect about engineers. I don't want to hurt your any personal feelings. But joke should be joke and anyone should get smile after that. I agree joke was humorous but it pointet directly on my orfetion wrongly.
If you want me not to visit humour section I won't. I don't mind. At least I don't have to read these type of jokes.
My blood group is also B+ve
Regards,
Dr Manisha
From India, Mumbai
Dearest Manisha Easy. Even I didint mean to hurt you. Come on yaar! Humour is not my sole proprietary. Sorry! I think my words were harsh too. Good Day! Regards Chitra
From India, Bangalore
From India, Bangalore
whether word war for a hilarious joke is over betn the doctor(dr.manisha) and engineer(er.chitra alexander) or still going on.be frenz buddy.at times, even the most literate people will make mistakes infront of an illiterate person.so take it easy dr.manisha.
btw I'm not B postive, I'm "O" positive and always Positive
hv a gud day
girysh
From India, Calcutta
btw I'm not B postive, I'm "O" positive and always Positive
hv a gud day
girysh
From India, Calcutta
dear Manisha,
U said: I agree joke was humorous but it pointet directly on my orfetion wrongly.
But have noticed this:
Doctors are not 'sardarjis' to have such type of attitude and IQ
It is said by you
what u want to say about this...
If u dont like someone pointing u then u shld not point others
what u know abt Sardars, nothing.
Anyway
enjoy the jokes
From India
U said: I agree joke was humorous but it pointet directly on my orfetion wrongly.
But have noticed this:
Doctors are not 'sardarjis' to have such type of attitude and IQ
It is said by you
what u want to say about this...
If u dont like someone pointing u then u shld not point others
what u know abt Sardars, nothing.
Anyway
enjoy the jokes
From India
what swapnil has said is right. we can not be partial for ourselves. whatever we don’t like for us , we should not use it for others also............
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
you have told the right thing i can't expect you giving me respect, if i am not giving you. whether its engineer or doctor or anybody else, we should respect other.
no doctor or engineer would be able to do the job of a plumber, despite the fact that a plumber is getting nothing in return so far as earning is concerned, but it does make him less important.
From India, Mumbai
no doctor or engineer would be able to do the job of a plumber, despite the fact that a plumber is getting nothing in return so far as earning is concerned, but it does make him less important.
From India, Mumbai
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