Read till the end.........very funny........
kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain. Uska naam kya hai? :?: :?:
Adidas :roll: :roll: (hope many of U answered this)
next
In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? :) :) :)
The other 9 fish are crying :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why? :?: :?: :?:
Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal. :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT, Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets in to IIT and the hare does not. How? :?: :?: :idea: :idea:
Sports Quota :roll: :roll: (clarification: bachpan me tortoise and hare story yaad karo)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What would you call a Gal, who never laughs? :? :? :? :?
Hasi na. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What would you call a Gal who always pushes her father?
:?: :?:
Push pa. :) :)
What will you call a person who is departing from India? :?: :?:
Hindustan Lever
:) :) :)
Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? :?: :?: :?: :?: (difficult na.....)
Jal-andar Singh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye, toh uska naam kya hoga? :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
(I bet many of U answered this incorrect)
THOSE WHO ANSWERED ALL QUESTIONS PLZ REPLY...ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE..... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
seeyesand.
:) :)
From India
1kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain. Uska naam kya hai? :?: :?:
Adidas :roll: :roll: (hope many of U answered this)
next
In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? :) :) :)
The other 9 fish are crying :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why? :?: :?: :?:
Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal. :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT, Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets in to IIT and the hare does not. How? :?: :?: :idea: :idea:
Sports Quota :roll: :roll: (clarification: bachpan me tortoise and hare story yaad karo)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What would you call a Gal, who never laughs? :? :? :? :?
Hasi na. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What would you call a Gal who always pushes her father?
:?: :?:
Push pa. :) :)
What will you call a person who is departing from India? :?: :?:
Hindustan Lever
:) :) :)
Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? :?: :?: :?: :?: (difficult na.....)
Jal-andar Singh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye, toh uska naam kya hoga? :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
(I bet many of U answered this incorrect)
THOSE WHO ANSWERED ALL QUESTIONS PLZ REPLY...ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE..... :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
seeyesand.
:) :)
From India
Good one.... I doubt if any one could have answered all the questions correctly without looking at the answers.
From United States, Milwaukee
From United States, Milwaukee
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