9Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day
for
all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an
apologise to Ram for all the problems he had
caused.
So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door.
Ram
opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan
standing there. Ravan just kept staring and
thinking
but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?
Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
Question: How do you "cut" roads?
Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye
raaste".
Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and
pass
by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?
Ans: Because Luv is blind.
Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?
Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!
Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya
hai?...........
...........
.........Socho, socho. Nahi pata?
Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold
Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka
naam
kya hai? ..........
.............
This one's really simple...
Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu
thi
:-)
A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A
software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
"So, which platform are you working on?"
Question: What do you call a person who is leaving
India?
Ans: Hindustan Lever.
Question: What do you call a person who leaves
India,
but doesn't travel much?
Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.
Question: In an elephant school, some loafer
elephants
were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female
elephant passes by. What do the loafer elephants
say
about her?
Ans: Look yaar, 36000 - 24000 - 36000!!
Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska
naam kya tha?
Ans: Adidas.
Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi.
Kumble
brings a bottle, but takes it directly to
Tendulkar.
Why?
Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.
Question: What is the similarity between
Satynarayan
pooja and the Indian cricket team?
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.
Question: Who is Joe?
Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because "Kambakth ishq hai
Joe!"
Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie
"my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he
really
want to see?
Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.
these will make u fall off ur chair!!
Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet
Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya
hai???
Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as
InternetExplorer.
If you don't know...
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The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.
And the song goes....
Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
Mausam ne lee angada IE
To kis baat ki hai lada IE
Tu chal........ Main IE !!!
This one will make u mad..........
Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count upto 100
...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rightin front of Einstein...........
Einsteins counting......
97,98,99.....
100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims tht he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton..........
how.................
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Cheers,
SONIX
From India, Hyderabad
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