Hi,
Please dont mistake, this is not to offend the sentiments of any Marwari, just a joke. So please take it lightly.
A Marwari Family in Rajasthan was puzzled when the Coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughters.
The Dead Body was so tightly squeezed inside the Coffin with no space left in it ! When they opened the lid they found a letter on top ,
Which Read as Follows ::
" Dear Brothers &Sisters,
I am sending our Mother's Body to you ,
since it was her wish that she should be Cremated
in the Compound of our Ancestral Home in Rajasthan.
Sorry,
I could not come along as all of My Paid
Leaves are consumed.
You will find inside the Coffin ,
under Amma's Body , 12 Cans of Cheese ,
10 Packets of Chocolates &8 Packets of Badam.
Please divide these among all of you.
On Amma's Feet you will find a New Pair of Reebok Shoes (size 10) for Mohan. Also , there are 2 Pairs of Shoes for Radha's &Lakshmi's Sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts.
The Large Size is for Mohan &
the Others are for My Nephews.
Just distribute them among Yourselves.
The 2 New Jeans that Amma is Wearing are for the
Boys. The Swiss Watch that Rema wanted is on Amma's Left Wrist. Shanta Aunty , Amma is Wearing the Necklace , Earrings and Ring that u asked for. Please take them.
The 6 White Cotton Socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among My Teenager Nephews.
Please Distribute all these uniformly and if
anything more required tell me now ,
since our Abba is also not
keeping well These days .. .. .. "
From India, Bangalore
16Please dont mistake, this is not to offend the sentiments of any Marwari, just a joke. So please take it lightly.
A Marwari Family in Rajasthan was puzzled when the Coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughters.
The Dead Body was so tightly squeezed inside the Coffin with no space left in it ! When they opened the lid they found a letter on top ,
Which Read as Follows ::
" Dear Brothers &Sisters,
I am sending our Mother's Body to you ,
since it was her wish that she should be Cremated
in the Compound of our Ancestral Home in Rajasthan.
Sorry,
I could not come along as all of My Paid
Leaves are consumed.
You will find inside the Coffin ,
under Amma's Body , 12 Cans of Cheese ,
10 Packets of Chocolates &8 Packets of Badam.
Please divide these among all of you.
On Amma's Feet you will find a New Pair of Reebok Shoes (size 10) for Mohan. Also , there are 2 Pairs of Shoes for Radha's &Lakshmi's Sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts.
The Large Size is for Mohan &
the Others are for My Nephews.
Just distribute them among Yourselves.
The 2 New Jeans that Amma is Wearing are for the
Boys. The Swiss Watch that Rema wanted is on Amma's Left Wrist. Shanta Aunty , Amma is Wearing the Necklace , Earrings and Ring that u asked for. Please take them.
The 6 White Cotton Socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among My Teenager Nephews.
Please Distribute all these uniformly and if
anything more required tell me now ,
since our Abba is also not
keeping well These days .. .. .. "
From India, Bangalore
This is a good one. What do you say abt this gujarati :lol:
There was once a Gujarati living in USA called Mitesh Bhai, who was involved in a car accident.
At the hospital,
when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.
"I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash."
"Car crash! My Corola! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.
"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries -
you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said apologetically.
"I lost my arm? My Seiko Watch! My Seiko!" Sir, please calm down.
That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family are here to see you.
" He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name.
"Leena, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I will never leave you."
"Pritesh, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kalpesh, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kamlesh, my child, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Well," said Mitesh Bhai thoughtfully,
"Leena, Pritesh,Kalpesh and Kamlesh are here.....if all of you are here,
Who the hell is in the shop??"
From India, New Delhi
There was once a Gujarati living in USA called Mitesh Bhai, who was involved in a car accident.
At the hospital,
when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.
"I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash."
"Car crash! My Corola! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.
"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries -
you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said apologetically.
"I lost my arm? My Seiko Watch! My Seiko!" Sir, please calm down.
That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family are here to see you.
" He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name.
"Leena, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I will never leave you."
"Pritesh, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kalpesh, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kamlesh, my child, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Well," said Mitesh Bhai thoughtfully,
"Leena, Pritesh,Kalpesh and Kamlesh are here.....if all of you are here,
Who the hell is in the shop??"
From India, New Delhi
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