Don't marry software girl (computer humor)
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.
Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY
MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN..........
From India, Hyderabad
42Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.
Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY
MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN..........
From India, Hyderabad
Good information sari
Yah Prashanth you are right
You can marry a HR girl because of following qualities:
1. There is no work tension like other which may reflects on family after going home
2. Good understanding
3. Motivates you
4. Speaks nicely with every one i.e. with relatives
5. No conflicts. As she know’s how to solve conflicts
6. Good ethics
So she will implement all the HR Activities
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Am i right sari
Regards
Shilpa
From India, Bangalore
Yah Prashanth you are right
You can marry a HR girl because of following qualities:
1. There is no work tension like other which may reflects on family after going home
2. Good understanding
3. Motivates you
4. Speaks nicely with every one i.e. with relatives
5. No conflicts. As she know’s how to solve conflicts
6. Good ethics
So she will implement all the HR Activities
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Am i right sari
Regards
Shilpa
From India, Bangalore
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