In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....
why don't you try again.
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish
good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating
,insensitive lout...it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter
hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.....
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in
your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
Luv n luc
Jyotsna
From India, Delhi
1shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....
why don't you try again.
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish
good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating
,insensitive lout...it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter
hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.....
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in
your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
Luv n luc
Jyotsna
From India, Delhi
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