Hii..
Here is some thoughts related with Husband and Wife.. Hope you all Bachelors will definitely get a good help.. and will appreciate.. :roll: :roll:
__________ ____ HUSBAND AND WIFE--Some Thoughts_____
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives !
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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who
surrenders when not Sure, is Wise.
A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
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If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy
Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electric banking. It's called marriage
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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar
Nark jaye to homely feel kare..
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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496Here is some thoughts related with Husband and Wife.. Hope you all Bachelors will definitely get a good help.. and will appreciate.. :roll: :roll:
__________ ____ HUSBAND AND WIFE--Some Thoughts_____
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!
_________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives !
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who
surrenders when not Sure, is Wise.
A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy
Independence Day
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electric banking. It's called marriage
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar
Nark jaye to homely feel kare..
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Hi Amit
Hw r u ??/
Sir kya hai aap to marrieds k peechey hi padh gaye,,,
I am checking all thes e mails on both the sides,,,,
Lagta hai duniya k konne kone tak message dene ka irada hai
8) 8) :D :D :D
From India, Calcutta
Hw r u ??/
Sir kya hai aap to marrieds k peechey hi padh gaye,,,
I am checking all thes e mails on both the sides,,,,
Lagta hai duniya k konne kone tak message dene ka irada hai
8) 8) :D :D :D
From India, Calcutta
Hi,,,
I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOU,,,,,
I am really Enjoying my Married Life More than how i enjoyed my Bachelor Life,,,
I did not see even my photograph before marriage,,,
I have to wait 149 days to see my wfe,, I first saw her after my marriage
If my Parents are God's Gift, My wife is my PARENT's BEST EVER Gift to me in this world,,,
From India, Coimbatore
I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOU,,,,,
I am really Enjoying my Married Life More than how i enjoyed my Bachelor Life,,,
I did not see even my photograph before marriage,,,
I have to wait 149 days to see my wfe,, I first saw her after my marriage
If my Parents are God's Gift, My wife is my PARENT's BEST EVER Gift to me in this world,,,
From India, Coimbatore
Hello peer Sahab..
Pls don't mind but Newly married person may say this..
ask to those people who has completed only a year of their Marriage.. what they do they think regarding their Bachelors Life..
Wo kahte hai.. Nayi nayi chiz sabhi ko achchi lagti hai..:wink: :wink: :wink:
Pls dont mind Just Joking... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Ahmadabad
Pls don't mind but Newly married person may say this..
ask to those people who has completed only a year of their Marriage.. what they do they think regarding their Bachelors Life..
Wo kahte hai.. Nayi nayi chiz sabhi ko achchi lagti hai..:wink: :wink: :wink:
Pls dont mind Just Joking... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Ahmadabad
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From India, New Delhi
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