------------------------------------------------------------
A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
------------------------------------------------------------
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
------------------------------------------------------------
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
------------------------------------------------------------
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did
u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in
his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
------------------------------------------------------------
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women
gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
.He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping.
------------------------------------------------------------
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
------------------------------------------------------------
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke ..... Sardar :yeh kya, sita
pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone
and says "please recharge your card"
------------------------------------------------------------
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them
rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two
coats"
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Q. How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A. They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard...
BOLO tarara!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A. Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road... why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the Office.
============================
A Sardarni had 8 sons all named Karan. On asking how she managed to call one
in particular.
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
============================
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode.
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
============================
Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
============================
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha
kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di..."
============================
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
============================
Regds,
Raj
From India, Madras
3A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
------------------------------------------------------------
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
------------------------------------------------------------
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
------------------------------------------------------------
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
------------------------------------------------------------
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did
u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in
his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
------------------------------------------------------------
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women
gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
.He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping.
------------------------------------------------------------
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
------------------------------------------------------------
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke ..... Sardar :yeh kya, sita
pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone
and says "please recharge your card"
------------------------------------------------------------
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them
rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two
coats"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A. They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard...
BOLO tarara!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A. Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road... why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the Office.
============================
A Sardarni had 8 sons all named Karan. On asking how she managed to call one
in particular.
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
============================
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode.
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
============================
Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
============================
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha
kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di..."
============================
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
============================
Regds,
Raj
From India, Madras
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