What will happens if ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS!!!
There's tremendous improvement in the economy of India. India's exports increase, imports decrease. India becomes a super power as Economy is Power. That is this. Yes. From today on, "ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS" Imagine... from then, this may happen...
SCENE 1
Venue : Mi! crosoft Corporation, New York, US
Some software engineers are seeing some photographs.
software engineer 1 : What's that?
software engineer 2 : Bob's photographs from India.
software engineer 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
software engineer 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Ranganathan Street, TNagar, Chennai.
software engineer 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He's got an TVS 50 also.
software engineer 2 : Let me see (sees). .This guy enjoys life maan...
software engineer 3 : You know how much an TVS 50 costs? Nearly 200K. Say it in dollars...
software engineer 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
software engineer 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]
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SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, San Francisc o, California, US
software engineer 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India
software engineer 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
software engineer 1: When I get it on hand.
software engineer 2: Where will you be working?
software engineer 1 : I'll be working in Gummidipoondi.
software engineer 2 : Oh! Gummidipoondi.Great yaar. where it is...
software engineer 1 : It is in Madras.
software engi! neer 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California.You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Jaipur,Rajasthan...He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
software engineer 2! : Who is the client yaar?
software engineer 1: You know Madras Municipal Corporation?
software engineer 3 : Yeah. MMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.
software engineer 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
software engineer 2: GCU? what it means...?
software engineer 1 : that is Garbage Collection Unit.
software engineer 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.! I hate this.
software engineer 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
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SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation between a Male softw! are engineer. and Female software engineer.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in Cuddalore College and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in CEB (Cuddalore Electricity Board). We planned to settle in Cuddalore itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...
Male: Good ! luck... dont forget us & US...
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SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US
software engineer 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the Tagore Arts College in Pondicherry with scholarship for B.A History.A great new field yaar...
All are excited...
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
software engineer 2 : C! ongrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
software engineer 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh...man, enjoy your life there?
software engineer 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per
Year.
software engineer 1 : Great. Enjoy.
software engineer 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars...
Cheers
Anu
From India, Madras
1There's tremendous improvement in the economy of India. India's exports increase, imports decrease. India becomes a super power as Economy is Power. That is this. Yes. From today on, "ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS" Imagine... from then, this may happen...
SCENE 1
Venue : Mi! crosoft Corporation, New York, US
Some software engineers are seeing some photographs.
software engineer 1 : What's that?
software engineer 2 : Bob's photographs from India.
software engineer 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
software engineer 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Ranganathan Street, TNagar, Chennai.
software engineer 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He's got an TVS 50 also.
software engineer 2 : Let me see (sees). .This guy enjoys life maan...
software engineer 3 : You know how much an TVS 50 costs? Nearly 200K. Say it in dollars...
software engineer 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
software engineer 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]
------------------------------------------------------
SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, San Francisc o, California, US
software engineer 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India
software engineer 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
software engineer 1: When I get it on hand.
software engineer 2: Where will you be working?
software engineer 1 : I'll be working in Gummidipoondi.
software engineer 2 : Oh! Gummidipoondi.Great yaar. where it is...
software engineer 1 : It is in Madras.
software engi! neer 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California.You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Jaipur,Rajasthan...He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
software engineer 2! : Who is the client yaar?
software engineer 1: You know Madras Municipal Corporation?
software engineer 3 : Yeah. MMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.
software engineer 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
software engineer 2: GCU? what it means...?
software engineer 1 : that is Garbage Collection Unit.
software engineer 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.! I hate this.
software engineer 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
-------------------------------------------------------
SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation between a Male softw! are engineer. and Female software engineer.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in Cuddalore College and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in CEB (Cuddalore Electricity Board). We planned to settle in Cuddalore itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...
Male: Good ! luck... dont forget us & US...
-------------------------------------------------------
SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US
software engineer 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the Tagore Arts College in Pondicherry with scholarship for B.A History.A great new field yaar...
All are excited...
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
software engineer 2 : C! ongrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
software engineer 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh...man, enjoy your life there?
software engineer 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per
Year.
software engineer 1 : Great. Enjoy.
software engineer 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars...
Cheers
Anu
From India, Madras
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