A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come
across
a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one
is
granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to
be in
the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
"Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be
in
Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.
"Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm"
Moral: "Always allow the boss to speak first"
From India, Delhi
3are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come
across
a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one
is
granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to
be in
the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
"Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be
in
Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.
"Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm"
Moral: "Always allow the boss to speak first"
From India, Delhi
Hi It is really a good one !!! And proven CORRECT most of the times :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Keep posting !!! Regards Elamurugu
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
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