Do you know of a Sardarwho parked his car in
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting.. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history
was called current affairs. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook ! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job
Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days
, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good![IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Should women have children after 35
No, 35 children are more than enough! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not
opening..[IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
From India, Hyderabad
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting.. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history
was called current affairs. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook ! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job
Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days
, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good![IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Should women have children after 35
No, 35 children are more than enough! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not
opening..[IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
From India, Hyderabad
ha ha haaaaaaaaa..............here is one for u.. Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
From India, Madras
46From India, Madras
Father: Dear son This time you have to gain at least 95% marks..
Son: No dad , I will gain 100% this time..
Father: why r you making a joke..
Son: Who started first …..?????
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...
X: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Y: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
From India, Madras
Son: No dad , I will gain 100% this time..
Father: why r you making a joke..
Son: Who started first …..?????
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...
X: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Y: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
From India, Madras
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
From India, Hyderabad
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
From India, Hyderabad
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