Something to smile at ......... ...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels..
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust!'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station....
And then the fight started....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,and I kept staring at a
drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something
more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day,
I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I came out again and
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway.'
And then the fight started...
Doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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Moral to these stories :
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband :wink:
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
2My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels..
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust!'
And then the fight started...
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station....
And then the fight started....
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =======
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,and I kept staring at a
drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something
more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day,
I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I came out again and
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway.'
And then the fight started...
Doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =======
Moral to these stories :
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband :wink:
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Its a unsolved mystery...:-D Yea ek suhana dar hai jo har koi chahata hai :confused: Regards aK
From India, Thana
From India, Thana
Hmmmm....Good one......I liked the MORAL :-D Well its true Jo khaye wo pachtaye jo na khaye wo bhi..........:(
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Control.............Amol:-P....issi tarah agar khologey saarey pol.......baja bajakey dol.......sabkey iraadey kardogey damadol:icon6:l
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Sindhu G aur ek kholi pol ...... taki iraadey ho damadol :-D
Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,
Dard-de-dil ki inteha malum hai,
Zindagi me kabhi muskurane ki dua na dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai.
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,
Dard-de-dil ki inteha malum hai,
Zindagi me kabhi muskurane ki dua na dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai.
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Thanks Doc Nice continuation ......... yea aapke liye :-P
Dost ka pyar dua se kam nahi hota,
Wo dur bhi ho to gum nahi hota,
pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati hai,
Par dosti me kabhi pyar kam nahi hota… :)
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Dost ka pyar dua se kam nahi hota,
Wo dur bhi ho to gum nahi hota,
pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati hai,
Par dosti me kabhi pyar kam nahi hota… :)
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
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