I believe most of you havent come across this!!
Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl
friend
?? Enjoy:
To,
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since
the 14th of October (Saturday).With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training
and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to
spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially beshared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and
I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister or friend, if you do not wish to take up
this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Best Regards
Thanks
ROMEO
:roll:
From India, Bangalore
6Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl
friend
?? Enjoy:
To,
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since
the 14th of October (Saturday).With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training
and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to
spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially beshared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and
I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister or friend, if you do not wish to take up
this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Best Regards
Thanks
ROMEO
:roll:
From India, Bangalore
Thanks shoOOonya! :)
It was a sudden outburst of creativity (if u can call it that!) during a heated up discussion that was being held on another topic....CHR, Pramod and yours truly being the initiators....
Just thought of telling you the 'history' behind HumoR! :)
Have fun!
Lalita
From India, Madras
It was a sudden outburst of creativity (if u can call it that!) during a heated up discussion that was being held on another topic....CHR, Pramod and yours truly being the initiators....
Just thought of telling you the 'history' behind HumoR! :)
Have fun!
Lalita
From India, Madras
How a HR writes love (OFFER) letter
(ONE MORE MODEL)
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Dear Miss _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ,
I am very pleased to inform you that with reference to your profile sent to us a few days back and the subsequent meetings and the discussions conducted at Sanjeevayya Park , Tank Bund, Hyderabad on 10th of July at 14 00 Hrs. , it is hereby informed that you are selected and offered with the designation junior girl friend ( trainee ) in our esteemed organization ” My Heart ” with the agreed remuneration details as described at the last section of the mail text.
You are requested to join duty on or before 10.07.2006 at 6.30 pm at Imax Theatre,Hyderabad.
As discussed earlier and agreed upon by both the sides it is here by confirmed! that any notice period due paid to your previous boyfriend or deducted from your assets / Gifts while returning from your previous boy friend will be reimbursed by our organization ” My Heart ” on submission of necessary documents / Proofs . Items like Love letters / flowers / buckets / rings!(not gold Coated) of gold of or above 24 carrots only / Gift pack with cover on which date and rate mentioned / restaurant bills / Disco theque or movie tickets / Evidences of tender coconut enjoyed together will be strictly debarred off as per the reimbursement policies and guidelines set by ” My Heart “.
As per the company guidelines Our love affair would be on probation for a period of six months during which your importance to my heart will be measured . The Parameters set for measurement are your performance level , Quality and duration of love , Punctuality during datings , cost of gifts / Quality, Uniform during romance / Manners and etiquette at the time when I will be late during datings, maintenance of distance from other handsome guys during our affair.
On successful completion of probation for a period of six months and depending on your Performance Appraisal ratings and compatibility, you will be offered with permanent Employment in ” My Heart ” and you will be projected on job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion form lover to spouse. The training Schedule includes several sittings on
” How to be a better girlfriend “
” tricks and techniques of Success in Love “
” How to find out nukes and disadvantages of a Boy friend and Ignore them” (Indigenously designed and developed)
Few crash courses on ” how to deal effectively with other girls related to your boy Friend ” and ” Smart ways of facing situations like Struggle for Existence and Survival of the Fittest techniques ! With your Boyfriends”
The expenses incurred for coffee / Movie / Tender coconut and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later on based upon your performance, I might take up a larger share a part of the expenses. However I am broad minded enough to be taken care of, on your expenses account
Here by it is to request you to kindly respond within 7 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled with / with out further notice and I shall be considering someone else with similar skill set and experience level for the same vacancy . I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister / Friend / Previous Boy Friend’s Previous Girl Friend / All of the above , if you do not decide to take up this offer . Upon successful selection of any Girls referred by you , you will be Compensated (referral scheme) with price worth of one month Expenditure to be spent on that girl as my new girl friend .
Thanking you in anticipation,
Your sincerely,
:wink: LOVER BOY, MBA(HR) 8)
ANNEXURE
———————-
Name : _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Designation : junior girl friend ( trainee )
Experience : 2 guys ( One in Bangalore , One academic - during college )
Total gross ( Monthly ) : 3 gifts worth 300/-
30 bike rides each duration 2 hours
20 trips to Necklace Road
5 Trips to Birla Mandir temple /Shanghi Temple
10 Kulfis / Chokobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Mircha Bajji / Chicken Biryani / channa masala / pav bhaji
4 movies ( Telugu/Hindhi Family movie only ) per month on every weekend
Visits to Shamirpet road and Chilukur Road every Weekend
Pair of Jeans or T-shirts/ full covered Black dress according to Demand
From India, Hyderabad
(ONE MORE MODEL)
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Dear Miss _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ,
I am very pleased to inform you that with reference to your profile sent to us a few days back and the subsequent meetings and the discussions conducted at Sanjeevayya Park , Tank Bund, Hyderabad on 10th of July at 14 00 Hrs. , it is hereby informed that you are selected and offered with the designation junior girl friend ( trainee ) in our esteemed organization ” My Heart ” with the agreed remuneration details as described at the last section of the mail text.
You are requested to join duty on or before 10.07.2006 at 6.30 pm at Imax Theatre,Hyderabad.
As discussed earlier and agreed upon by both the sides it is here by confirmed! that any notice period due paid to your previous boyfriend or deducted from your assets / Gifts while returning from your previous boy friend will be reimbursed by our organization ” My Heart ” on submission of necessary documents / Proofs . Items like Love letters / flowers / buckets / rings!(not gold Coated) of gold of or above 24 carrots only / Gift pack with cover on which date and rate mentioned / restaurant bills / Disco theque or movie tickets / Evidences of tender coconut enjoyed together will be strictly debarred off as per the reimbursement policies and guidelines set by ” My Heart “.
As per the company guidelines Our love affair would be on probation for a period of six months during which your importance to my heart will be measured . The Parameters set for measurement are your performance level , Quality and duration of love , Punctuality during datings , cost of gifts / Quality, Uniform during romance / Manners and etiquette at the time when I will be late during datings, maintenance of distance from other handsome guys during our affair.
On successful completion of probation for a period of six months and depending on your Performance Appraisal ratings and compatibility, you will be offered with permanent Employment in ” My Heart ” and you will be projected on job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion form lover to spouse. The training Schedule includes several sittings on
” How to be a better girlfriend “
” tricks and techniques of Success in Love “
” How to find out nukes and disadvantages of a Boy friend and Ignore them” (Indigenously designed and developed)
Few crash courses on ” how to deal effectively with other girls related to your boy Friend ” and ” Smart ways of facing situations like Struggle for Existence and Survival of the Fittest techniques ! With your Boyfriends”
The expenses incurred for coffee / Movie / Tender coconut and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later on based upon your performance, I might take up a larger share a part of the expenses. However I am broad minded enough to be taken care of, on your expenses account
Here by it is to request you to kindly respond within 7 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled with / with out further notice and I shall be considering someone else with similar skill set and experience level for the same vacancy . I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister / Friend / Previous Boy Friend’s Previous Girl Friend / All of the above , if you do not decide to take up this offer . Upon successful selection of any Girls referred by you , you will be Compensated (referral scheme) with price worth of one month Expenditure to be spent on that girl as my new girl friend .
Thanking you in anticipation,
Your sincerely,
:wink: LOVER BOY, MBA(HR) 8)
ANNEXURE
———————-
Name : _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Designation : junior girl friend ( trainee )
Experience : 2 guys ( One in Bangalore , One academic - during college )
Total gross ( Monthly ) : 3 gifts worth 300/-
30 bike rides each duration 2 hours
20 trips to Necklace Road
5 Trips to Birla Mandir temple /Shanghi Temple
10 Kulfis / Chokobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Mircha Bajji / Chicken Biryani / channa masala / pav bhaji
4 movies ( Telugu/Hindhi Family movie only ) per month on every weekend
Visits to Shamirpet road and Chilukur Road every Weekend
Pair of Jeans or T-shirts/ full covered Black dress according to Demand
From India, Hyderabad
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