oye deepak there is absolutely no d....... meaning. i never thought it. but how could you get that. iam a logistician. aur isme logic bhi hai ,stic bhi hai. hahhahahahaha !
From India, Madras
1From India, Madras
Oh ji bachpan se hi chhichhorpan ke saare gun koot koot ke pade hain mujhme ... mere jaise hi kisi developer ne code kia hoga is site ko with heading "New Father" ha ha ha ....
achha achha ... LOGISTIC .... it means ... "LOG" ... "I" (pronouce it as AYIIIIIIIIIIII" (plz donn't relate this pronunciation wid any other ... request hai bas.... waise to sab karenge hi ..) ... "STIC" ... ab naya meaning samajh me aayegaa ... ha ha ha ..
From India, Delhi
achha achha ... LOGISTIC .... it means ... "LOG" ... "I" (pronouce it as AYIIIIIIIIIIII" (plz donn't relate this pronunciation wid any other ... request hai bas.... waise to sab karenge hi ..) ... "STIC" ... ab naya meaning samajh me aayegaa ... ha ha ha ..
From India, Delhi
Naa bhai ... hum software engineer hain ... khaate hi kaam pe lag jaayenge ... MAZDOOR VARGA me aate hain hum log ... "Saathi haath badhana ..."
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
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A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said :
" Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said :
" We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said :
" First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said :
" Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
From India, Bangalore
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A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said :
" Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said :
" We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said :
" First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said :
" Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
From India, Bangalore
A HR manager, 2 Software engineers were walking down the country line after the lunch for a 20minuts of walk ...........
All of sudden they found a Witch and she promised to full fill one promise individually to all these 3 guys.
Ist........
SE 1: I want a car with full of beauties and cash for further 7 days..................
Pooooffff.......................he got and left to trip for 7 days.........
SE 2: I want to hang out at a beach resort for a month.............
Poooofffff....................He has been dropped at a resort...............
HR Manager: I want to see these 2 bugs as soon as I reach office...........
Poooffffff.............
Ha ha ha ha haha...............
From India, Bangalore
All of sudden they found a Witch and she promised to full fill one promise individually to all these 3 guys.
Ist........
SE 1: I want a car with full of beauties and cash for further 7 days..................
Pooooffff.......................he got and left to trip for 7 days.........
SE 2: I want to hang out at a beach resort for a month.............
Poooofffff....................He has been dropped at a resort...............
HR Manager: I want to see these 2 bugs as soon as I reach office...........
Poooffffff.............
Ha ha ha ha haha...............
From India, Bangalore
we knew the Login/password ... we are "SE" .... u know only that... what we want , you to know ..;-);-)... Hacking & Cracking are not the hobby but the need of our profession ... he he he ...
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
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