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An older man was recently hospitalized for heart trouble. "I'm so worried," he said as his nurse plumped up the pillows. "Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble, and he died of malaria."
"Relax," the nurse said smiling. "This is a first-rate hospital. When we treat someone for heart trouble, they die of heart trouble."
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AVS
From India, Madras
"Relax," the nurse said smiling. "This is a first-rate hospital. When we treat someone for heart trouble, they die of heart trouble."
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AVS
From India, Madras
An immigration officer asked a man applying for a Green card
"Whom did you marry?"
"Well, a woman."
"Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"
The man said, "My sister did."
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AVS
From India, Madras
"Whom did you marry?"
"Well, a woman."
"Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"
The man said, "My sister did."
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AVS
From India, Madras
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A wife says to her husband, "our neighbor kisses his wife every morning before he goes to work, why don't do the same?" with a concerned look on his face, the man says to his wife, "it is haram to kiss somebody else's wife."
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AVS
From India, Madras
A wife says to her husband, "our neighbor kisses his wife every morning before he goes to work, why don't do the same?" with a concerned look on his face, the man says to his wife, "it is haram to kiss somebody else's wife."
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AVS
From India, Madras
bhasker.parmanand subject-Re:comparison-picture Thoughts of the Day(Part-4)-M&I-AVS’Desk
From India, Bhopal
From India, Bhopal
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One day, a young woman came into the doctor's office, complaining of some pain. The doctor asked her, "Where is this pain?"
The woman replied, "Oh doctor, I hurt all over!"
The doctor looked at her and said, "Well, 'all over' is pretty vague, could you be more specific?"
"It's just all over," the woman started. She touched her knee with her index finger, "Ouch! That hurts!" Then she touched her cheek with the same finger, "Ouch! That hurts too!" she cried. And then she touched her ear lobe, "Ouch! You see? Even THAT hurts!" She looked at the doctor, waiting for his diagnosis.
"Are you a natural blond?" inquired the doctor.
"Why, yes," replied the blond, "why do you ask?"
"Ah ha!" returned the doctor, his look of confusion replaced with confidence, "That explains it! You have a broken finger."
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AVS
From India, Madras
One day, a young woman came into the doctor's office, complaining of some pain. The doctor asked her, "Where is this pain?"
The woman replied, "Oh doctor, I hurt all over!"
The doctor looked at her and said, "Well, 'all over' is pretty vague, could you be more specific?"
"It's just all over," the woman started. She touched her knee with her index finger, "Ouch! That hurts!" Then she touched her cheek with the same finger, "Ouch! That hurts too!" she cried. And then she touched her ear lobe, "Ouch! You see? Even THAT hurts!" She looked at the doctor, waiting for his diagnosis.
"Are you a natural blond?" inquired the doctor.
"Why, yes," replied the blond, "why do you ask?"
"Ah ha!" returned the doctor, his look of confusion replaced with confidence, "That explains it! You have a broken finger."
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AVS
From India, Madras
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From India, Madras
My greetings to you.
I am pleased to post the “Picture Thoughts of the Day” Part-IV.
Your continuous support and feedbacks are the keys for making again this special post for you.
My attempt is to picturise the relevant words and makes these thoughts easily conceivable.
See and enjoy the ‘Picture Thoughts of the Day’ and pass it to your friends and family members.
Your feedback will be appreciated.
Have a great day.
Thanking you.
AVS.
( Enthused to share once again….)
If you have missed my previous day post, please use the below link to see now:
http://citehr.com
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From India, Madras
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