Husbands have to be smart!
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."
From India, Mumbai
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."
From India, Mumbai
Wah Wah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Muddassar Sahab, Ghayal KAr Diya Aapne. :lol: :lol: Goli seedhi dil pe lagi hai kisi ke :lol: :lol: :lol: she knows it :lol: :lol: :lol: Rahul
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Hi Mudassar....... :P
....Aapkey Qayal Kuch Jyada hi OOnche hain.......Actually Man never realises the worth of anything .....and by the time he realises....it's very late (By man ...I am referring to the Mankind (both man and woman).....hmmm Woman ko Durga ka Roop kyun Kaha Gaya hain...... :?: any clues dear friend........NO
NO................. :no:
Here's Visual Explanation............. :P Self Explanatory :wink:
AFSOS.....Phir bhi tumhey Qadar nahin Hey INSAAN......KUCH KAAM KHUD BHI KARKE DEKH PHIR AAFAT MAIN AAJAYEGI TERI JAAN :wink:
:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
....Aapkey Qayal Kuch Jyada hi OOnche hain.......Actually Man never realises the worth of anything .....and by the time he realises....it's very late (By man ...I am referring to the Mankind (both man and woman).....hmmm Woman ko Durga ka Roop kyun Kaha Gaya hain...... :?: any clues dear friend........NO
NO................. :no:
Here's Visual Explanation............. :P Self Explanatory :wink:
AFSOS.....Phir bhi tumhey Qadar nahin Hey INSAAN......KUCH KAAM KHUD BHI KARKE DEKH PHIR AAFAT MAIN AAJAYEGI TERI JAAN :wink:
:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
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