Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.
When you pray, you will get this response:
"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.
If you want to speak to
Lord Ganesha - Press 1
Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance
from
Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *. You press 1 and get connected to
Ganeshji and hear the Following message :
If you want to make a request - Press 5
For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works)
For thanks giving - Press 7
For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the
Customer Support Angel to talk to you If you would like to hear
Naradji
(TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *
After a few minutes comes the following message :
"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try
again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,
please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your nearest temple. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, New Delhi
6When you pray, you will get this response:
"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.
If you want to speak to
Lord Ganesha - Press 1
Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance
from
Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *. You press 1 and get connected to
Ganeshji and hear the Following message :
If you want to make a request - Press 5
For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works)
For thanks giving - Press 7
For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the
Customer Support Angel to talk to you If you would like to hear
Naradji
(TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *
After a few minutes comes the following message :
"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try
again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,
please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your nearest temple. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, New Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good One Pinkii.. :P
Hi ....... Im pressing * ( star) coz this is the only 'Key' , my kinda interest :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
now, Sindhu is goin to give me some advice ! :wink: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Good One Pinkii.. :P
Hi ....... Im pressing * ( star) coz this is the only 'Key' , my kinda interest :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
now, Sindhu is goin to give me some advice ! :wink: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Hi......Good Posting Pinkii dear.......... :P
OH...... :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink:
VENUJI NAMASKAR........WHAT A LOGIC ABOUT THE STAR :P
...hmmm.....why not......advise jab chaho milega barambar... :P
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR :D
NOW I PONDER WHAT YOU ARE :roll:
ONCE YOU PRESS THE LITTLE STAR :?:
HOPING ANGEL / PARI KA DEEDAR :roll:
YOU WILL END UP HAVING SOME BHUKHAR :wink:
WHICH WILL NOT BE GOOD FOR YOUR STAR :shock:
DROP THE IDEA AND RESIST FROM BEING BEJAAR :wink: :wink:
FOR THE TIME BEING YOU CAN HAVE A FIVE STAR :P
if you don't like FIVE STAR.....Kao AAM ka ACHCHAR and MARO DAKKAR.... :wink: but never ever think of pressing the STAR
HAPPY WEEKEND .............. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
OH...... :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink:
VENUJI NAMASKAR........WHAT A LOGIC ABOUT THE STAR :P
...hmmm.....why not......advise jab chaho milega barambar... :P
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR :D
NOW I PONDER WHAT YOU ARE :roll:
ONCE YOU PRESS THE LITTLE STAR :?:
HOPING ANGEL / PARI KA DEEDAR :roll:
YOU WILL END UP HAVING SOME BHUKHAR :wink:
WHICH WILL NOT BE GOOD FOR YOUR STAR :shock:
DROP THE IDEA AND RESIST FROM BEING BEJAAR :wink: :wink:
FOR THE TIME BEING YOU CAN HAVE A FIVE STAR :P
if you don't like FIVE STAR.....Kao AAM ka ACHCHAR and MARO DAKKAR.... :wink: but never ever think of pressing the STAR
HAPPY WEEKEND .............. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
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