Why doesn't the blood run in ur feet ??
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.
Yes, the class said.
Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet ??
A little fellow shouted, Cause your feet ain’t empty like ur head.
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From India, Hyderabad
1A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.
Yes, the class said.
Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet ??
A little fellow shouted, Cause your feet ain’t empty like ur head.
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From India, Hyderabad
Good one Venu,
when it is School time so one more.........
Get up, shouted Alberts mother.
Youll be late for school.
But I don t want to go, protested Albert.
All the kids are horrible, the teachersare terrible,
and its all extremely boring. I want to stay home.
But, replied Alberts mother, youre forty-three
and the headmaster of theschool.
........ :lol: :lol: :lol: ...sandeep_sable
From India, Pune
when it is School time so one more.........
Get up, shouted Alberts mother.
Youll be late for school.
But I don t want to go, protested Albert.
All the kids are horrible, the teachersare terrible,
and its all extremely boring. I want to stay home.
But, replied Alberts mother, youre forty-three
and the headmaster of theschool.
........ :lol: :lol: :lol: ...sandeep_sable
From India, Pune
Great Goin Guys,
I add one.
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.
"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!"
After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.
"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the
middle, did you?" asked the duke worriedly.
"No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy."
"That is truly astonishing," said the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service." The boy thanked him profusely.
"But I must ask one favor in return," the duke continued.
"You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."
"Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree...
...and then I paint the target around it."
From India, Delhi
I add one.
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.
"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!"
After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.
"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the
middle, did you?" asked the duke worriedly.
"No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy."
"That is truly astonishing," said the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service." The boy thanked him profusely.
"But I must ask one favor in return," the duke continued.
"You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."
"Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree...
...and then I paint the target around it."
From India, Delhi
hai venu, rahul and sandeep, really good ones..... :) :) :) can’t stop laughing... keep posting... regards, Maria Merlin
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
Sari ... aur ek baar tum mujhe TAANG maar rahi ho ...! Knocking me down... :wink: :wink: :P :lol: :lol:
Come on then " TUG OF WAR " ho jaye !!!!... par ek sharth hai meri acchi dost ...... ke mis-understand karke dosti ko kharaab nahi karogi ...toh ...
well ...here it goes ...!
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born smart and handsome,
But what the hell happened to you ....?" ........... :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
want some more ????? toh batao .... :wink: :wink:
From India, Hyderabad
Come on then " TUG OF WAR " ho jaye !!!!... par ek sharth hai meri acchi dost ...... ke mis-understand karke dosti ko kharaab nahi karogi ...toh ...
well ...here it goes ...!
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born smart and handsome,
But what the hell happened to you ....?" ........... :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
want some more ????? toh batao .... :wink: :wink:
From India, Hyderabad
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