1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).
2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
5. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
6. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
7. Marriage is not just in having a wife but also worries inherited forever.
8. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
The Engagement Ring
The Wedding Ring
The Suffe-Ring
The Endu-Ring
9. Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
10. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
11. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
12. It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get MARRIED!
13. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
14. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
15. SON: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
FATHER: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
SON: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
FATHER: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
16. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"
17. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
18. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.
19. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
20. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL. SO ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH IT?
Regards,
Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
22. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
5. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
6. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
7. Marriage is not just in having a wife but also worries inherited forever.
8. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
The Engagement Ring
The Wedding Ring
The Suffe-Ring
The Endu-Ring
9. Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
10. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
11. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
12. It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get MARRIED!
13. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
14. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
15. SON: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
FATHER: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
SON: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
FATHER: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
16. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"
17. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
18. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.
19. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
20. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL. SO ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH IT?
Regards,
Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
:twisted: generous about girls.. :shock: " I hate Girls " ..... :wink:
Only for boys .... For them to have some fun ... :wink:
Kudhaa kare ki jaldi hee koi Qayamat ho jaye ..
is duniya se saare Haseenon ka safaaya ho jaye ....! :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This is about being generous with boys ..... :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Hyderabad
Lagtha hain today Venu is feeling better...........taangon ke dard mein kuch rahat hain shayad OK :wink: ...........Good :lol:
Muddayi Laakh bura chahe wahi hota hain Jo manzoore kuda hota hain..............Khuda bhi itna naadaan nahin ki woh QAYAMMAT karde aur DRAFTS :wink: ko DARTHI par Akele JELNE ki Gustaki karde Jo ki KHUDA ke liye SARDARD Karde :wink:
Isliyen MASTERPIECES why WORRY...............Jalne wale jalte rahenge aur APAN LOG ENJOY KARTHE RAHENGE AUR KHUDA ne Joh MISSION Hume diya hein bakhoobi nibate rahenge :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hume jo mita sake inn DRAFTON mein woh dum nahin humse hain yeh Zamaana.....Zamaane se Hum nahin:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My best regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Muddayi Laakh bura chahe wahi hota hain Jo manzoore kuda hota hain..............Khuda bhi itna naadaan nahin ki woh QAYAMMAT karde aur DRAFTS :wink: ko DARTHI par Akele JELNE ki Gustaki karde Jo ki KHUDA ke liye SARDARD Karde :wink:
Isliyen MASTERPIECES why WORRY...............Jalne wale jalte rahenge aur APAN LOG ENJOY KARTHE RAHENGE AUR KHUDA ne Joh MISSION Hume diya hein bakhoobi nibate rahenge :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hume jo mita sake inn DRAFTON mein woh dum nahin humse hain yeh Zamaana.....Zamaane se Hum nahin:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My best regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Thank U Sari dear lagtha hain Majra hogaya hain CLEAR good..........shayad isiliye Venuji ka voice hogaya hain MUTE :wink: :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
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