Arz Kia Hai .........Aadab Zaroor karna. ..!!!
(¨`v´¨)
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»*«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Aisa bhi nahi hai ke
I don't like your face
par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down...
«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail...
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»
Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon...
«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya...
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»
Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found !
«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh sab
ab read only hain...
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»*«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Tumko dekha.....to yeh khayal aaya
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
=====================================
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
======================================
The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Hye La, Puncture!!!
======================================
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
======================================
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko...................
=== :lol: :lol: ===================================
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
================================================== =========
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
================================================== =========
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
================================================== ========
He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
================================================== =========
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya
hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal
aaya hoga!!!
================================================== =========
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
================================================== =========
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
================================================== =========
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
================================================== ========
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!
================================================== ========
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
================================================== =========
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Mumbai
5(¨`v´¨)
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»*«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Aisa bhi nahi hai ke
I don't like your face
par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down...
«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail...
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»
Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon...
«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya...
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»
Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found !
«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh sab
ab read only hain...
*¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»*«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
Tumko dekha.....to yeh khayal aaya
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
=====================================
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
======================================
The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Hye La, Puncture!!!
======================================
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
======================================
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko...................
=== :lol: :lol: ===================================
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
================================================== =========
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
================================================== =========
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
================================================== ========
He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
================================================== =========
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya
hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal
aaya hoga!!!
================================================== =========
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
================================================== =========
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
================================================== =========
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
================================================== ========
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!
================================================== ========
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
================================================== =========
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Mumbai
Hi, this is really very funny & cooolllllll, i feel like sending this to all my friends. keep posting the same kind of stuff. Cheers :lol: Richa
From India, Bangalore
From India, Bangalore
Hi Sonit and Richa .. This was too refresh our lifes with little smiles and laughters i hope i keep making you all laugh all the time Regards Rupa
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
hi rupa,
.
gr8
kehna mushkl hai k ye chutke chutke rdx materials kya haalat karte hai..
eisi types k sutli bombs hum log maara karte the..
arz kiya hai, janaab !! jara gaur farmayein..
irshaad * irshaad
"ek bakri pahaad pe chadhi ___
== janaab kya kehte hai k - ek bakri pahaad pe chadhi (5-6 times)******
abe aage kuch bakegaaaaa !!!!!
ama yaar, tum to fizool mein chillaye ja rahe ho.."
"karna kya tha , ghaas khake niche aa gayi..
regards
hv a nice time ahd.
From India, Pune
.
gr8
kehna mushkl hai k ye chutke chutke rdx materials kya haalat karte hai..
eisi types k sutli bombs hum log maara karte the..
arz kiya hai, janaab !! jara gaur farmayein..
irshaad * irshaad
"ek bakri pahaad pe chadhi ___
== janaab kya kehte hai k - ek bakri pahaad pe chadhi (5-6 times)******
abe aage kuch bakegaaaaa !!!!!
ama yaar, tum to fizool mein chillaye ja rahe ho.."
"karna kya tha , ghaas khake niche aa gayi..
regards
hv a nice time ahd.
From India, Pune
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