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Strange and Funny Signs:

* On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

* On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

* On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

* Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

* At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

* At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

* On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

* In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on

fire and take appropriate action."

* On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

* At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking

for, you've come to the right place."

* At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss

a car payment."

* Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

* In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

* At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your

payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

* In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on

in and get fed up.

* In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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