There was an English man, who was singing "there was a cold day", whilst in The cinema toilets.
An Indian guy walks by and hears him singing "there was a cold day, there was a cold day"
The Indian guy slams the door wide open . . .
The English man in a shock say's, "what the bloody hell are u doing u pervert !",
The Indian replies , "oh, sorry yaar I thought you said, darwaza khol de . . . . darwazaa khol de . ..
Regards,
Hassan :wink:

From Pakistan, Islamabad
Sari
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let me continue it.... Then American shouts...saying there was a bad crow..there was bad crow then indian asks where is the crow...he makes him realise it was darwaaza bandh karo.... :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Brilliant one.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ravi :D
From Pakistan, Islamabad
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.........Cant stop laughing...
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Simply hilarious.........TOO GOOD..........thanks for sharing
Regards,
Chaitali

From India, Vadodara
Really Sari...........................Good sense of humour....... :lol: :lol: You continued it well........... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks Hassan and sari.... Regards, Chaitali
From India, Vadodara
Hi Hasan, I can’t stop laughing. Its too good. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: Deepali
From India, Chandigarh
I have heard this joke in a different way and the wordings were There was a Banker for Darwaja Band kar Any ways it was nice to read in a different way and I n’joyed it KIRAN ARORA
From India, Srinagar
I think that was onw of the best jokes I have come across so far... I laughed...and i laughed even more at the continuation..... Fabulous....
From India, Mumbai
Dear Hassan,
The two sentences of " There was a cold day" and "There was a brown crow" was actually told to all East India Company officials when they were sent to India so that they could communicate with the natives. There were few other sentences also. These two became famous as they were used frequently.
Regards,
SC

From India, Thane
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Good one....
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From India, New Delhi
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