Have you heard about this woman who took her mother-in-law to the
zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. She is now being sued by
the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.
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The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would
you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" The new
member replied,
"Yes, my mother-in-law."
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Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it
fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the
head and badly hurt.
Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
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A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling,
its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would
like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair??"
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The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed
away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?"
Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."
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At the funeral, a priest was consoling the bereaved man: come my
good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law."Yes, I
know...that's why I'm crying."
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Get in line
A man was leaving for his office in the morning when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit
bull
on a leash. Behind him were 200 men walking in a single line. The guy
couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking
the
dog and said "Sir, I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The man
answered,
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog
turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the
two men.
"Sir, could I borrow that dog?"
"Get in line."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Pune
zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. She is now being sued by
the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.
=================================================
The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would
you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" The new
member replied,
"Yes, my mother-in-law."
================================================== ====
Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it
fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the
head and badly hurt.
Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
================================================== ===
A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling,
its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would
like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair??"
================================================
The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed
away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?"
Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."
================================================== =====
At the funeral, a priest was consoling the bereaved man: come my
good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law."Yes, I
know...that's why I'm crying."
=========================================
Get in line
A man was leaving for his office in the morning when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit
bull
on a leash. Behind him were 200 men walking in a single line. The guy
couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking
the
dog and said "Sir, I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The man
answered,
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog
turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the
two men.
"Sir, could I borrow that dog?"
"Get in line."
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From India, Pune
hey, good ones..... :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: regards ankit...
From India, Mumbai
393From India, Mumbai
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