1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
> Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam , I dont know who is
Jayanti.
>
> 2. Sardar : You cheated me.
> Shopkeeper: How ?
> Sardar : YOu said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON,
> it says All India Radio.
>
> 3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
> He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
>
> 4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
> computer.
> Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
> Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
>
> 5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
> engagement day will you give me a ring.
> Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
>
> 6. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
> Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
> sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
>
> 7. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
> Sardar : 13th Oct.
> Interviewer : which year ?
> sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
>
> 8. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar
> why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
> sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
>
> 9. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
> Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
> Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
> petrol se start hoti hai.
>
> 10. Boss : Where were you born ?
> sardar : Punjab.
> Boss : which part ?
> Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
>
> 11 . American India told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se
> hoti hai.
> Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
>
> 12. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
> Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
>
>
From India, Hyderabad
42> Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam , I dont know who is
Jayanti.
>
> 2. Sardar : You cheated me.
> Shopkeeper: How ?
> Sardar : YOu said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON,
> it says All India Radio.
>
> 3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
> He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
>
> 4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
> computer.
> Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
> Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
>
> 5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
> engagement day will you give me a ring.
> Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
>
> 6. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
> Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
> sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
>
> 7. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
> Sardar : 13th Oct.
> Interviewer : which year ?
> sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
>
> 8. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar
> why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
> sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
>
> 9. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
> Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
> Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
> petrol se start hoti hai.
>
> 10. Boss : Where were you born ?
> sardar : Punjab.
> Boss : which part ?
> Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
>
> 11 . American India told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se
> hoti hai.
> Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
>
> 12. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
> Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
>
>
From India, Hyderabad
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From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
- very nice ............
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