1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
here.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why
don't you try again?
3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish
good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself
Regards,
Mehul
From India, Pune
acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
here.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why
don't you try again?
3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish
good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself
Regards,
Mehul
From India, Pune
Hi Mehul,
Nice pills of humor. I'd like to add few:
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has
it
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar
Nark
jaye to homely feel kare..
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic
banking. It's called marriage
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something
you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy
Independence Day
From India, Ahmadabad
2Nice pills of humor. I'd like to add few:
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has
it
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar
Nark
jaye to homely feel kare..
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic
banking. It's called marriage
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something
you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy
Independence Day
From India, Ahmadabad
moklu chu. vancho. hey i don know gujarati very well. but i m proud to be gujarati. atle koi bhul thay to chalavi le jo.
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
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