Hi guys
Somethin cool about Women.... This is not to hurt women...just to enjoy. I request the powerful gender of human to enjoy the immediate joke and so on......
Power of Women
There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.
When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand:
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. FAT CLOTHES.
6. A samosa, pepsi, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5. Discovering a dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
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:D :D :D
hope u enjoyed.. without wastin anytime immediately reply with thw same face :D
Regards
From India, Madras
11Somethin cool about Women.... This is not to hurt women...just to enjoy. I request the powerful gender of human to enjoy the immediate joke and so on......
Power of Women
There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.
When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand:
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. FAT CLOTHES.
6. A samosa, pepsi, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5. Discovering a dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
.................................................. ......................
:D :D :D
hope u enjoyed.. without wastin anytime immediately reply with thw same face :D
Regards
From India, Madras
need more....
have this.
An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
:D :D :D
Regards
From India, Madras
have this.
An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
:D :D :D
Regards
From India, Madras
Words Women Use
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up.
NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
do u agree? if answer is yes, reply immediately. if no, reply now :D :D :D
Regards
From India, Madras
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up.
NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
do u agree? if answer is yes, reply immediately. if no, reply now :D :D :D
Regards
From India, Madras
Hi all,
addin one more.. enjoy..
Why computers should be considered masculine:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers should be feminine:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
:D :D :D
Regards
From India, Madras
addin one more.. enjoy..
Why computers should be considered masculine:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers should be feminine:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
:D :D :D
Regards
From India, Madras
Hi Swatiji,
I do agree. i ve posted just some facts..... nothin to hurt the gender. some common everyday activites.... almost everypost i have elevated woman.... no degradin... as i have said earlier " Woman is one of the most beautiful creation on Earth"....
:D :D :D
Regards
From India, Madras
I do agree. i ve posted just some facts..... nothin to hurt the gender. some common everyday activites.... almost everypost i have elevated woman.... no degradin... as i have said earlier " Woman is one of the most beautiful creation on Earth"....
:D :D :D
Regards
From India, Madras
Hi guys..
************** FACT FILE********************
Top 10 Rejection Lines of Women
10. I think of you as a brother... (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages... (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way... (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now... (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend... (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)..
5. I don't date men where I work... (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me... (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career... (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate... (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)
1. Let's be friends... (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
:) :) :)
Regards
From India, Madras
************** FACT FILE********************
Top 10 Rejection Lines of Women
10. I think of you as a brother... (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages... (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way... (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now... (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend... (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)..
5. I don't date men where I work... (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me... (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career... (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate... (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)
1. Let's be friends... (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
:) :) :)
Regards
From India, Madras
nice!!!!!!!!
so, next time when u rely on some woman please take care as i am taking but all in vain when i look some nice girl.... ha..ha.. ha..
kehna easy but difficult to apply...........
kaisa laga.... :roll:
From India,
so, next time when u rely on some woman please take care as i am taking but all in vain when i look some nice girl.... ha..ha.. ha..
kehna easy but difficult to apply...........
kaisa laga.... :roll:
From India,
Hi Atomleaf...
You have shared some nice ones on WOMAN..here's a one from side..
Cheerio
Rajat
Understanding a Woman
We need REALLY MEANS I want
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You want REALLY MEANS You need
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It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.
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We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain
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Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.
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You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
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Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.
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I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!
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Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed
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This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.
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You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.
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Yes REALLY MEANS No
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No REALLY MEANS No
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Maybe REALLY MEANS No
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I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.
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Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.
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How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.
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I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.
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Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.
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I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.
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Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.
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Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.
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I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
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All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?
From India, Pune
You have shared some nice ones on WOMAN..here's a one from side..
Cheerio
Rajat
Understanding a Woman
We need REALLY MEANS I want
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You want REALLY MEANS You need
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It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.
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We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain
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Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.
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You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
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Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.
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I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!
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Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed
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This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.
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You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.
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Yes REALLY MEANS No
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No REALLY MEANS No
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Maybe REALLY MEANS No
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I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.
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Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.
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How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.
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I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.
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Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.
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I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.
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Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.
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Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.
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I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
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All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?
From India, Pune
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