After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not
been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and
that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to
walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings,
he told his HR Manager his observation.The boss looked at him, laughed
and asked him to sit down saying; Myfriend, you have not worked here
for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to
explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have
remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing
Company money all these days.
Moral
NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
From Qatar
been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and
that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to
walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings,
he told his HR Manager his observation.The boss looked at him, laughed
and asked him to sit down saying; Myfriend, you have not worked here
for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to
explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have
remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing
Company money all these days.
Moral
NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
From Qatar
hi,
Thanks for this jokes but gentleman we hr people are here to help and serve for employees and not for demoralizing employees by saying this u are showing negative picture of HR people.
dont do that. but ur joke is wonderful and keep sending in future also like that.
regards
manish
From India, Delhi
12Thanks for this jokes but gentleman we hr people are here to help and serve for employees and not for demoralizing employees by saying this u are showing negative picture of HR people.
dont do that. but ur joke is wonderful and keep sending in future also like that.
regards
manish
From India, Delhi
Its task is to make people capable of joint performance, to make their weaknesses irrelevant, says the Management Guru Peter Drucker. It creates harmony in working together - equilibrium in thoughts and actions, goals and achievements, plans and performance, products and markets. It resolves situations of scarcity, be they in the physical, technical or human fields, through maximum utilization with the minimum available processes to achieve the goal. Lack of management causes disorder, confusion, wastage, delay, destruction and even depression. Managing men, money and materials in the best possible way, according to circumstances and environment, is the most important and essential factor for a successful management.
From India, Kochi
From India, Kochi
As a Joke it is So So.
But I think the MAN is a fool to fall into the trap of the HR to accept that he is eating Company Money.
If the man has fallen prey to the discussions of the HR then he is not intelligent enough and fit to work in an organisation.
God save such Men, such HRs and the organisations having such HRs.
Col Rajaram
But I think the MAN is a fool to fall into the trap of the HR to accept that he is eating Company Money.
If the man has fallen prey to the discussions of the HR then he is not intelligent enough and fit to work in an organisation.
God save such Men, such HRs and the organisations having such HRs.
Col Rajaram
Dear Deepak,
I appreciate your sense of humour but we are not here to waste our timing on these all things. We all are here to help and solving the queries related to HR.
We have got so many seniors of ours in this HR cite. I don't think they will be feeling gr8 with it.
Regards,
Sandeep
From India, Gurgaon
I appreciate your sense of humour but we are not here to waste our timing on these all things. We all are here to help and solving the queries related to HR.
We have got so many seniors of ours in this HR cite. I don't think they will be feeling gr8 with it.
Regards,
Sandeep
From India, Gurgaon
Community Support and Knowledge-base on business, career and organisational prospects and issues - Register and Log In to CiteHR and post your query, download formats and be part of a fostered community of professionals.
Strategic-hr-ma nagement2_422.p df
Job Description - HR & Admin.doc
Tangent HR Solutions.ppt