Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why

practice?

Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. - They are so tasty.

Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every

unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in

life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause

children

"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, - three's the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

From India, Pune
:-P:-P:-P:icon6::icon6::icon6:, gud one.. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
From India, Gurgaon
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. Very true Abhishek :shock: Regards AK
From India, Thana
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