A thread dedicated to....
- the faith that drives everything and everyone
- the goodness of intentions and acts those make life beautiful.....
- encouragement and promotion of truth and persistence
- hope
.....last but not the least, to all of you at Cite HR
From Pakistan, Karachi
2- the faith that drives everything and everyone
- the goodness of intentions and acts those make life beautiful.....
- encouragement and promotion of truth and persistence
- hope
.....last but not the least, to all of you at Cite HR
From Pakistan, Karachi
Sun Rise
Every Morning In Africa,
When The Sun Rises, A Deer Awakens,
Knowing It Has To Outrun The Fastest Lion,
Or, Be Hunted To Death....
When The Sun Rises, A Deer Awakens,
Knowing It Has To Outrun The Fastest Lion,
Or, Be Hunted To Death....
Every Morning In Africa,
When The Sun Rises, A Lion Awakens,
Knowing It Has To Outrun The Slowest Deer,
Or, Be Starved To Death....
When The Sun Rises, A Lion Awakens,
Knowing It Has To Outrun The Slowest Deer,
Or, Be Starved To Death....
It Does Not Matter Whether You Are A Deer Or Lion,
When The Sun Rises, Better Be Running At Your Best....
When The Sun Rises, Better Be Running At Your Best....
You Only Live Once....
From Pakistan, Karachi
DIV { MARGIN: 0px } To all my dear friends
Click here: Santa's Jigsaw
Click here: Santa's Jigsaw
Merry Christmas and A Happy
New Year for 2009
and May God Bless your family with
Good Health all the year round
Warmest Greetings from
Robin Arumugam
Ipoh Malaysia
Ipoh Malaysia
Time-out for ROTFL... :razz:
Q: Did you catch that fish?
A: No, I talked him into giving himself up.
A: No, I was sitting here minding my own business when the crazy thing jumped into my pail.
A: No, it's a plastic model to get people like you to start fascinating conversations.
Q: (from a woman just pulled over by a police officer) Did I do something wrong, officer?
A: No, today we're giving tickets out for doing things right.
A: No, I just got tired of lugging around these heavy summonses so I decided to give some of them away.
A: No, I'm giving a ticket to this crazy street because it's going the wrong way.
Q: (from a waiter, to a husband and wife) Table for how many?
A: A hundred and twelve -- we like to change seats every few minutes.
A: One -- my wife will sit on my shoulders.
A: I don't know -- I can't count that high, either.
Q: Were you sitting there?
A: No, my imaginary friend, (insert name), is sitting there.
A: No, I was sitting there.
A: Yes... and there... and there... and there!
Q: Is that yours???
A: No, I stole it.
A: Actually I took it out of your wallet.
A: No, I just like showing of my friend's things.
Q: Do you like the lunch you packed today?
A: No, I just put it in there for show.
A: Not at all, I just pack it, then throw it away and go hungry.
Q: So you haven't caught any fish yet huh?
A: Sure, I've caught millions, they're just in the water playing tag!
A: What are talking about? I'm teaching my worm how to swim!
Q: (Person watching a trick) Am I supposed to pick a card?
A: No, you're supposed to pick your nose.
A: No, you're supposed to take all of them.
Q: (Student to teacher) Can I go to the bathroom?
A: I don't know. Can you?
A: Are you wearing a diaper?
Q: Why can't you be like your brother?!
A: Just lucky I guess.
A: Because I'm not really into geekiness.
Q: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?!
A: Sure, maybe I'd land on a fat kid!
A: I don't know, would it mess up my hair?
Q: Did you bring your lunch today?
A: No, I'm going to eat yours!
A: No, I just carry this bag around because it looks cool.
A: No, I'm going to puke up yesterday's and eat it again!
Q: Excuse me sir, is this the end of the line?
A: No, it's the front, we're all standing backward!
These questions were posted on an Australian Tourism website and the answers are the actual responses by the website's official. They obviously have a sense of humour. Amazing how some people ask daft questions!
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK.)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? ( USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q! : Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-mer-i-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled, and make good pets.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? ( France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
From Pakistan, Karachi
Snappy answers........ :grin:
Q: Did you catch that fish?
A: No, I talked him into giving himself up.
A: No, I was sitting here minding my own business when the crazy thing jumped into my pail.
A: No, it's a plastic model to get people like you to start fascinating conversations.
Q: (from a woman just pulled over by a police officer) Did I do something wrong, officer?
A: No, today we're giving tickets out for doing things right.
A: No, I just got tired of lugging around these heavy summonses so I decided to give some of them away.
A: No, I'm giving a ticket to this crazy street because it's going the wrong way.
Q: (from a waiter, to a husband and wife) Table for how many?
A: A hundred and twelve -- we like to change seats every few minutes.
A: One -- my wife will sit on my shoulders.
A: I don't know -- I can't count that high, either.
Q: Were you sitting there?
A: No, my imaginary friend, (insert name), is sitting there.
A: No, I was sitting there.
A: Yes... and there... and there... and there!
Q: Is that yours???
A: No, I stole it.
A: Actually I took it out of your wallet.
A: No, I just like showing of my friend's things.
Q: Do you like the lunch you packed today?
A: No, I just put it in there for show.
A: Not at all, I just pack it, then throw it away and go hungry.
Q: So you haven't caught any fish yet huh?
A: Sure, I've caught millions, they're just in the water playing tag!
A: What are talking about? I'm teaching my worm how to swim!
Q: (Person watching a trick) Am I supposed to pick a card?
A: No, you're supposed to pick your nose.
A: No, you're supposed to take all of them.
Q: (Student to teacher) Can I go to the bathroom?
A: I don't know. Can you?
A: Are you wearing a diaper?
Q: Why can't you be like your brother?!
A: Just lucky I guess.
A: Because I'm not really into geekiness.
Q: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?!
A: Sure, maybe I'd land on a fat kid!
A: I don't know, would it mess up my hair?
Q: Did you bring your lunch today?
A: No, I'm going to eat yours!
A: No, I just carry this bag around because it looks cool.
A: No, I'm going to puke up yesterday's and eat it again!
Q: Excuse me sir, is this the end of the line?
A: No, it's the front, we're all standing backward!
These questions were posted on an Australian Tourism website and the answers are the actual responses by the website's official. They obviously have a sense of humour. Amazing how some people ask daft questions!
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK.)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? ( USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q! : Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-mer-i-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled, and make good pets.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? ( France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
From Pakistan, Karachi
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