A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most

unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one

about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man

walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in

single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss,

and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral

like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?

" The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What happened

to her? " !

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when

the dog attacked and killed her also. "

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first

one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "

The man replied "Join the queue." :roll:

From India, Mumbai
I’m not married and all these marriage jokes are really helping me to stay that way..... :wink:. good one !!!
From India, Gurgaon
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