Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.
2. Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.
3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already
there.
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.
5. How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both
last about 60 seconds.
7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
From India, Hyderabad
42Because it's never used.
2. Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.
3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already
there.
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.
5. How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both
last about 60 seconds.
7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
From India, Hyderabad
Arrey Muskan:).........CONTROLLLLLL yaar:-P......warna Muskan se naam Hassi ka Fauwara karna padega..............:-D:-D
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
:-D:-D:-D:-Dheyy gals really its gud post..but u kno after survey in US found women are always three tme dan a man..... just imagine wen u ll think abt it on women it ll three tme more enjoyable...............nd i kno u ll wil be enjoing...................m just helping u thts y u can enjoy more nd more...............just imagine it on women nd enjoy.....................:-D:-D:-P:-P:-P:-P nd den anju ll bcme hasi ki barish:-P:-P
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
ha.................ha................ha........... ............ha...................
Sari..apka post achcha hai.....badiya haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.................
Abhishek mauke mauke ki baat hai...............yeh to chalta rahta hai..............
so enjoy..............
From India, Delhi
Sari..apka post achcha hai.....badiya haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.................
Abhishek mauke mauke ki baat hai...............yeh to chalta rahta hai..............
so enjoy..............
From India, Delhi
mai bhi to yahi kaha raha hmm kya post hai.... hahahhaa ha hah hahahha.enjoy gals....nd dont forget.............wat is truth......................ha ha h ahaa ha hhaa...............:-P:-P:-D:-D:-D
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
Oh....really Muskan:).....tumhari tho baat hi nirali hai dear:-P
Yeh Abhi kyon itna Kush horela hain:-D...thoda taang kichai chalta hai kabhi kabhi......:icon6:
Wah Rajeev that's the Spirit:-P:-P
From India, Delhi
Yeh Abhi kyon itna Kush horela hain:-D...thoda taang kichai chalta hai kabhi kabhi......:icon6:
Wah Rajeev that's the Spirit:-P:-P
From India, Delhi
Shruti........... Yeh sab ham ne aap se sikha hai................ jo ki har halat mein muskarate rahti hai....................
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
In one of her <link outdated-removed> Barkhaजी expressed her जलन for men in following words:
They can never be pregnant.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
They can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urinal.
...... etc., etc., etc. ......
And all of you ladies agreed and oooooooed and aaaaaaaaaahed then.
So why all this GYAN now???
(Mind you I am not complaining!!! On the contrary enjoying every word from Sariजी and looking forward for more)
From India, Pune
They can never be pregnant.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
They can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urinal.
...... etc., etc., etc. ......
And all of you ladies agreed and oooooooed and aaaaaaaaaahed then.
So why all this GYAN now???
(Mind you I am not complaining!!! On the contrary enjoying every word from Sariजी and looking forward for more)
From India, Pune
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