One HR Manager while crossing the road had an accident and went to heaven. God met him at the entrance and told him though he had spent his entire life telling lies, and playing with emotions of other but he also had done couple of good things in life, because of which he will get a option to live either in heaven or hell. HR Manager replied it’s the heaven I will opt for but first I would like to have a look at hell before finally settling down in heaven.
God replied if you have seen workplace then you don’t have to see hell but since you are insisting I will send you to Hell, god finger snapped and HR manager found himself at the gate of Hell and at the entrance gate he saw one of the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She told she is his guide and host while he is on the tour to hell, and took him inside the hell.
HR manager was astonished to see the hell – beautiful buildings, pubs, nightclubs, beautiful girl, golf clubs and what not. He also saw many of his old friends. They all welcomed him, he had drinks with them, and they told what a wonderful place hell was and he should consider settling down here only. His guide gave him a guided tour of the hell and they had a wonderful time together.
Next day he went to god, who then sent him to heaven. At the entrance of the heaven a old lady welcomed him and took him inside. Well……….. he noticed heaven was a neat and clean place, religious music coming out from everywhere, there were prayer halls, assembly halls, ladies were not so good looking, strict code of conduct was to be followed by everybody, BUT NO club, hotels, golf club and the likes. He noticed few of the employees recruited by him were there but they all ignored him.
Next morning he went to God who asked him what him final decision was. HR Manager replied God Heaven is good but hell is where real life and the place he would like to spend his time. He also advised god in order to find new entrants to heaven he should hire few HR managers who would make heaven a real cool place as hell currently is, otherwise soon a day will come when there would be nobody left in heaven, his parting word to God live the job to expert and see the result .
God asked him one final time if his decision to go to Hell was final. YES replied the HR Manager and he found himself at the gate of Hell. One of the most UGLY LADY he had ever seen was at the entrance she caught him by hand and pushed him inside. Once inside all he now saw was boiling oil people being pushed into it, Guards of hell beating person with leather straps, people being tortured, he saw many of his friends breaking rocks and being tortured. HE turned to the lady and asked what is this!!!!!!!! when I came yesterday this was the most beautiful place ,what has changed between yesterday and today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LADY REPLIED YESTERDAY WE WERE RECRUITING YOU TODAY YOU ARE AN EMPLOYEE NOW JUMP INTO THIS BOILING POOL OF WATER. YOUR INDUCTION STARTS NOW.
From India, Mumbai
2God replied if you have seen workplace then you don’t have to see hell but since you are insisting I will send you to Hell, god finger snapped and HR manager found himself at the gate of Hell and at the entrance gate he saw one of the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She told she is his guide and host while he is on the tour to hell, and took him inside the hell.
HR manager was astonished to see the hell – beautiful buildings, pubs, nightclubs, beautiful girl, golf clubs and what not. He also saw many of his old friends. They all welcomed him, he had drinks with them, and they told what a wonderful place hell was and he should consider settling down here only. His guide gave him a guided tour of the hell and they had a wonderful time together.
Next day he went to god, who then sent him to heaven. At the entrance of the heaven a old lady welcomed him and took him inside. Well……….. he noticed heaven was a neat and clean place, religious music coming out from everywhere, there were prayer halls, assembly halls, ladies were not so good looking, strict code of conduct was to be followed by everybody, BUT NO club, hotels, golf club and the likes. He noticed few of the employees recruited by him were there but they all ignored him.
Next morning he went to God who asked him what him final decision was. HR Manager replied God Heaven is good but hell is where real life and the place he would like to spend his time. He also advised god in order to find new entrants to heaven he should hire few HR managers who would make heaven a real cool place as hell currently is, otherwise soon a day will come when there would be nobody left in heaven, his parting word to God live the job to expert and see the result .
God asked him one final time if his decision to go to Hell was final. YES replied the HR Manager and he found himself at the gate of Hell. One of the most UGLY LADY he had ever seen was at the entrance she caught him by hand and pushed him inside. Once inside all he now saw was boiling oil people being pushed into it, Guards of hell beating person with leather straps, people being tortured, he saw many of his friends breaking rocks and being tortured. HE turned to the lady and asked what is this!!!!!!!! when I came yesterday this was the most beautiful place ,what has changed between yesterday and today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LADY REPLIED YESTERDAY WE WERE RECRUITING YOU TODAY YOU ARE AN EMPLOYEE NOW JUMP INTO THIS BOILING POOL OF WATER. YOUR INDUCTION STARTS NOW.
From India, Mumbai
Great sense of humour it is on the part of the person who worte this. Though it is not so new to us, worthy recollecting it once. After all we need such things to get ourself charged up, time and again.
From India
From India
:lol: This is really great. It aptly reflects the pathetic state of some HR professionals who are being used for all firefighting jobs in the guise of HR in some places. When do all understand what a real HRM means ?
Thanks for enlightening.
PRADEEP
From India, Hyderabad
Thanks for enlightening.
PRADEEP
From India, Hyderabad
hi there!
its was really cool i liked it. Is it ur own imagination ? anyways i learned a lesson here things wch look ugly or not always ugly also whn we r givin a choice we at times end up taking wrong decisions so leave everthing to god wotever he do he do it for good!!!!
cheers!!!!!!!
From India, Delhi
its was really cool i liked it. Is it ur own imagination ? anyways i learned a lesson here things wch look ugly or not always ugly also whn we r givin a choice we at times end up taking wrong decisions so leave everthing to god wotever he do he do it for good!!!!
cheers!!!!!!!
From India, Delhi
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